SELECT YOUR GAME
STACK OR DIE TRYING
Tetris but your bag is always full of surprises (and bad decisions). Hold pieces like they're your last shred of dignity. Clear lines, question everything.
MOVE AND SHOOT, YOU ANIMAL
Galaga but the devs said "yeah, you can multitask now." Enemies dive-bomb like your ex. Rapid fire your way to sweet, sweet validation.
THE G THAT CHOMPS BACK
Pac-Man if Pac-Man was a floating G with anxiety. Eyeless ghosts are judging your every move. Power up, eat dots, regret nothing. 3 levels of pure chaos.
PADDLE. BALL. BRICKS WITH ISSUES.
Breakout but the bricks have commitment issues and the power-ups lie to you sometimes. Hold left/right while the ball judges your life choices.
THRUST. SPIN. PANIC. REPEAT.
Neon vector Asteroids. Hold rotate + thrust + fire like the multitasker your parents never believed in. Rocks split. The saucer has opinions.
TOUCH GRASS (PIXEL GRASS)
Cross the road. Question the traffic. Hop a neon G through deadlines and a river of cope until you fill every goal pad. Therapy optional.